You may ask, “What does this have to do with poetry?” Well, nothing, but this is my blog, and I am a huge fan of MST3, and have secretly wished they would dust it off and put it back on Sci-Fi. Well, no luck yet, but Mike Nelson seems to miss the old days of getting paid to make fun of movies. He has started this site, RiffTrax, which has a catalog of downloadables for various movies, where he rips them apart. (The Star Trek V version is my personal favorite.)
The concept is simple - have the movie (he also sells the movies he Riffs, if you need it),
and then pay $3 to download the Mike Nelson track. You can then add the track on your MP3 player, and listen while watching the movie. Another option is to download the movie and track from Nelson’s site, and do both from your PC. Very cool, and makes watching some of these dead dogs thoroughly enjoyable. A word of warning: If you plan on watching with other people in the house, be careful. My loud snorting laughter alerted my husband, upstairs at the time, to the possibility that I had finally lost my mind.
The downside: It isn’t quite the same without having added banter (i.e. the robots), and sometimes you just sit there after a Nelson quip hoping for an added dig to come in. It doesn’t. But for less than a Frappucino from Starbucks, you can amuse yourself in the comfort of your own home for a time. And let’s face it, Mike Nelson was the brains of the bunch, so it isn’t all bad.